the last debate of '08--cheers!

so i was supposed to go to a watch party--i mean, i kinda did. but right before i went i had a better idea. tee hee. so when i showed up to the place and there was only one tv and no air conditioning (seriously it felt like africa in there, i know we're black but goodness.) i was more than willing to put plan b into action. it went like this. . .
we went to the liquor store and bought a 24 oz bottle of smirnoff ice wild grape for me (i don't do beer) and a 24 0z bottle of bud light for him. and a bottle of (what was supposed to be passion fruit but ended up being tropical banana) malibu for shots. the rules of the game:
take a 2 second swig if either candidate says:
work force fundamentals
my friends
joe
main street
wall street (combine two sips if those two are used in the same sentence)
maverick (finish your drink (we had poured some into a 'finish your drink' cup for this) if said by barack)
nucular (as opposed to nuclear)
mccain and bush administration in the same sentence (finish your drink if said by mccain)
visited
$750/700 billion
college
earmark
education
defense/war

take a shot:
secretary paulson/henry paulson
straight talk
trickle
overhead projector
ronald reagan
game changer
warren buffet
clinton

needless to say i think i got drunk off of the word joe--i had no idea that joe the plumber would be the theme of this debate for the 'just keep saying the same thing over and over again' party. i mean, mccain talked about joe so much that he forgot to call himself a maverick!!

oh and even though i'm not going to talk about the substance of the debate i'd be remiss in not giving a 'terrorist fist jab' to the moderator for being gangsta enough to essentially say ' you talk all that mess on your commericals, would you say it to his face??' classic. almost made me spit out my 2-second swig. . .